Do You Have What It Takes To:
Provide blind obedience?
Fire into a crowd?
Ignore the pleas of starving women and children?
If so, you can begin training to become part of our team and make $1000* a day, or more!
When the food trucks stop running and the nobility withdraw to their well stocked compounds, we will need loyal people to guard the perimeters and insure their safety and continued comfort.
Let the cries of the hungry fall on deaf ears. Those table scraps are for you!
All weapons, ammunition, traps, poisons and teargas will be provided.
If you think you've got what it takes to be part of our team, let us know your qualifications in the comment area and if you're tough enough, we will contact you shortly.
Guard the Elite... and you get to eat!
*Figures based on post-hyperinflation salary
Fire into a crowd?
Ignore the pleas of starving women and children?
If so, you can begin training to become part of our team and make $1000* a day, or more!
When the food trucks stop running and the nobility withdraw to their well stocked compounds, we will need loyal people to guard the perimeters and insure their safety and continued comfort.
Let the cries of the hungry fall on deaf ears. Those table scraps are for you!
All weapons, ammunition, traps, poisons and teargas will be provided.
If you think you've got what it takes to be part of our team, let us know your qualifications in the comment area and if you're tough enough, we will contact you shortly.
Guard the Elite... and you get to eat!
*Figures based on post-hyperinflation salary
I will club anyone that I am told to club.
ReplyDeletedo you pay for relocation?
ReplyDeleteI will club anyone who asks for relocation pay.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous #1 and #3, please log in and identify yourself and prepare to report to the indoctrination center. #2, please log in and prepare for an exciting surprise.
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